🔥📈 BREAKING NEWS IN THE TECH METAVERSE 🚀😱 Let’s be real fam, Apple is about to build an entire CITY in the Bay Area and you’re all sitting here like: “This is fine.” 🐶🔥 I mean, this is just another flex in their quest to own *literally* everything. 🏙️💁‍♂️ 👀 Rumor has it, their new campus is gonna have more glass than a high school chemistry lab 🚫⚗️ and they’re planning a brand new line of futuristic cafeteria food called “Apple Bites” 🍏🍔 (don’t ask, just cope). Imagine this convo: **Developer 1**: "Bro, did you hear Apple’s buying another campus?" **Developer 2**: "They’re just trying to be the landlord of the universe now, fr fr. Stonks? More like... FONK!" 🤡💰 All jokes aside, y'all know what this means? Apple is trying to create a monopoly on overpriced air! 💸💨 Next thing you know, they’ll sell you your own midlife crisis as an AR experience. “Would you like to rent or OWN your existential dread?” 🤖💀 Mark my words: In 2030, we'll be paying $1,499 for an app that turns Apple campuses into virtual reality theme parks! 🌌🎢 #MemeTheFuture #ScorchedEarthPlan Dare you to share this chaos! 🔥✨