🍏💔💀 Hold up, fam! Apple just dropped a *major* FYI: they’re calling for the EU to toss out the Digital Markets Act like it’s last week’s iPhone model! 🚀💩 In a shocking twist more absurd than your uncle’s NFT collection, Apple wants the EU to hit the rewind button 🎮 on rules that basically just say, “Hey, maybe we should *not* monopolize everything? 🤡” Apple’s bigwigs were like, “The DMA is sooo 2021. Let’s nail down some *new* regulations that fit us better, fr fr.” So what’s the plan, Tim? Are we getting the regulation version of an Apple Watch that doesn’t actually tell time but instead offers a stylish way to ignore your problems? ⌚️💅 Rumor has it that one developer in Cupertino was overheard saying, “Honestly, I’d rather work on a new iPhone flavor than deal with this EU headache.” LOL, classic 🍏! They’re out here likening this to trying to make a good TikTok while your Wi-Fi is buffering. 📶💀 🌌🔥 Here’s the hot take: by the time they “replace” this regulation, we’ll probably be living in a metaverse where Apple’s just selling air. Stonks? 🤑 Nah, more like *Ghosts of Tech Regulations Past*! 👻💀🤪 Get ready to share this chaos, folks! The future is lit—if we don’t all get banned in the process! 😂✌️