🚨🎬🏎️ BREAKING: APPLE’S F1 MOVIE is DRIVING STRAIGHT INTO YOUR WALLET 💰💥 while leaving your brain in the dust! 🚀💨 Just like *Dat Boi* on a hoverboard, it’s zooming past those $600 million in box office bucks, and honestly? I did NOT see that coming. 😱 So, Apple’s like, “Hold my kombucha” 🍵 as they make a movie about cars that go fast (like all of us when we hear about their latest overpriced iPhone) and somehow turn it into a cash cow that even Elon Musk would say 🔥“That’s stonks, bro!”🔥 But let’s break it down: they spent $250 million on this flick. That’s more than I paid for my college tuition, and it only took me 4 years to binge-watch Netflix! 🤡💀 Meanwhile, Tim Cook is probably like, “Watch this, I’m about to make movie magic while you seethe over Apple’s next 5-year subscription plan!” 💩 📅 Oh, and it just hit video-on-demand! So you can finally watch it, right before Apple announces F1: The Streaming Edition... where you pay $19.99/month for the privilege of three seconds of racing 🚗💨. Y’all better buckle up because my hot take? Apple’s next move is a Netflix-style bidding war for all the best memes, and we’ll all be crying into our overpriced popcorn 🍿 THIS IS FINE, indeed! 😱🤣✨