🚨 Hold onto your iPhones, fam! 🚨 Apple just hit the "delete" button on ICEBlock, the spicy little app that let people snitch on ICE agents like they were the main characters in an episode of "Cops." 📱🔫💥 In the latest plot twist that’s giving us major "this is fine" vibes 🐶🔥, AG Pam Bondi revealed the DOJ slid into Apple’s DMs and said, “Yo, Q.T., can you remove that app? Thanks, love ya!” 💌💼 Imagine the Apple execs huddled together saying, “Let’s keep our hands clean like we did with those labor rights accusations!” 😂🤡 A developer allegedly said when he heard the news: "I mean, my mom uses the App Store for Taco recipes, not... whatever this is. I just wanted to find out where the tacos were, dude!" 🌮🦸‍♂️💨 But honestly, let’s be real—the real reason Apple removed it? They couldn’t handle the heat! 🔥💰 Their new motto is clearly “No snitching, just stonks!” 📈🤑 So, here’s a hot take—if this keeps up, we’re gonna need an app for reporting App Store removals. Watch out, Apple! Next thing you know, we’ll be running “AppleWatch-my-back” for every removal! 🤖💀 #WeirdFlexButOK 💔🚀