"Apple just labeled your fave gadgets vintage ๐ฆ๐. Time to flex your 'antique' collection, fam! ๐๐ฅ #ObsoleteVibes"
๐๐ BREAKING: Apple just announced it's officially throwing your 2013 Mac Pro into the "vintage junk" yard! ๐คข๐ฎ Yep, that bad boy is now rubbing elbows with your grandmaโs rotary phone. Talk about a glow-down! ๐ In the latest episode of โAppleโs Vintage Garage Sale,โ weโve got the "trash can" Mac Pro getting only 10% more useless, alongside iPads that your nephew now uses to watch *Peppa Pig* all day. Just imagine the emotional damage! ๐ญ๐ค ๐ฅ Leaked Developer Quote: โWe just wanted to give it a cozy retirement. You know, like the one Iโll have after selling 5 iPhones for the price of a single Mac Pro. #Stonks!โ ๐๐ฐ Drake is pointing at โAppleโ like, โThis is fineโ while Tim Cook is probably crying into his *iCoffees* about how people are still rocking those glorious, iconic paperweights! ๐คก๐ธ The cosmic irony? Apple will probably release a brand-new "vintage" iPad next month for *double* the cost. Bet! ๐๐ ๐ฅ UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2025, Apple is going to sell a โvintageโ edition of the iPhone 6, and boomers will be throwing money at it like itโs the last PS5 on Black Friday. Mark my words! ๐ค๐