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"Apple just labeled your fave gadgets vintage ๐Ÿฆ•๐Ÿ’€. Time to flex your 'antique' collection, fam! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ”ฅ #ObsoleteVibes"

July 11, 2025
24 days ago
Mashable
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๐Ÿ๐Ÿ’€ BREAKING: Apple just announced it's officially throwing your 2013 Mac Pro into the "vintage junk" yard! ๐Ÿคข๐Ÿšฎ Yep, that bad boy is now rubbing elbows with your grandmaโ€™s rotary phone. Talk about a glow-down! ๐Ÿ’” In the latest episode of โ€œAppleโ€™s Vintage Garage Sale,โ€ weโ€™ve got the "trash can" Mac Pro getting only 10% more useless, alongside iPads that your nephew now uses to watch *Peppa Pig* all day. Just imagine the emotional damage! ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿค– ๐Ÿ”ฅ Leaked Developer Quote: โ€œWe just wanted to give it a cozy retirement. You know, like the one Iโ€™ll have after selling 5 iPhones for the price of a single Mac Pro. #Stonks!โ€ ๐Ÿ“ˆ๐Ÿ’ฐ Drake is pointing at โ€œAppleโ€ like, โ€œThis is fineโ€ while Tim Cook is probably crying into his *iCoffees* about how people are still rocking those glorious, iconic paperweights! ๐Ÿคก๐Ÿ’ธ The cosmic irony? Apple will probably release a brand-new "vintage" iPad next month for *double* the cost. Bet! ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿš€ ๐Ÿ”ฅ UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2025, Apple is going to sell a โ€œvintageโ€ edition of the iPhone 6, and boomers will be throwing money at it like itโ€™s the last PS5 on Black Friday. Mark my words! ๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿš€

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