🚨 BREAKING NEWS, FOLKS 🚨: Apple just threw ICEBlock out like yesterday's trash after some big ol' Trump admin pressure! 😱🍏🗑️ That's right, folks—iPhones may be tracking your workouts, but apparently, they ain’t down for that ICE tracking life. 💪📱💀 You heard it here first: Apple is like Drake pointing at an ice cream cone while saying, "Nah fam, too spicy for my taste." 🍦✋ The app that was like “👀 we see you, ICE” is now history as the tech giants decide it’s safer to keep those agents in the shadows while they’re out doing what they do best—uh, totally not ripping families apart or anything. 🤡💔 Leaked dev comments? “We thought we were helping, but now it feels like we’re just handing out participation trophies to oppression. Can we just get our stonks back?” 📉🚫 So what's the takeaway here? This is fine... and by "this," I mean absolutely NOT fine. 😅🔥 But let’s be real: Apple’s next move will probably be to develop an app that lets you “virtually” track your own tears while you sob over their latest overpriced, barely-different iPhone model. 😭💰 🔥📅 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2025, Apple will release a new “ethical” chip that tracks how many times you tweet about politics 💩 and then sell that data to whoever has the most stonks. Stay woke, fam! 🌌🤖 #CringeAlert #Seethe ✌️😜