🚨 BREAKING CHAOS ALERT! 🚨 Apple just became the clown of the tech world! 🤡🍏 After launching a shiny new web App Store, they accidentally dropped the *ENTIRE* front-end source code on GitHub like it’s 1999 and they just discovered the Internet! 😂💀 👀 Imagine Tim Cook’s face when he saw the GitHub repo titled "oopsie-daisy-app-store-source-codes" pop up! 🔥✨ “Oh no, not AGAIN!” he probably screamed, while sipping his overpriced oat milk latte. ☕🤣 Leaked developer quotes? You bet! One unnamed dev was like, “I was just trying to fix a typo, and next thing you know, the code was at the top of GitHub trending! Can I get a stonks?!” 📈💰 But, lemme tell ya, Apple’s gonna seethe harder than a teenager who just got their phone taken away. 😡📱 And guess what? All the cool kids are out here copy-pasting like it’s a TikTok dance challenge! 💃🕺 Prediction time! 🚀 In the next week, come catch Apple scrambling to release “the *real* secret sauce” App Store update that’s secretly just a UI remaster of the original Minecraft! 👾🔥 So, yeah, welcome to the *new* App Store: “Now with 98% more publicly accessible code!” Because why not?! 😩💯💥 #Cringe #Based #Technocalypse