🚨🍏 BREAKING NEWS ALERT: Apple Just Did the Bare Minimum! 🚨 Hold onto your overpriced AirPods, fam! Apple just dropped some *hot* updates that are cooler than a 2-year-old meme! 🔥🔥 They finally decided to bless our eyes with NEW app icons for GarageBand on iOS 26! 🎶✨👀 You heard me right, folks! No more that squircle nonsense—those icons are finally free! 🍎✨ Free at last, they said, but nobody cared because… *yawn*. Meanwhile, Pixelmator Pro and Photomator on macOS Tahoe have had their face-lifts too! 🥴💉 Seriously, Apple? Gotta flex that 0.0001% upgrade like it's the Mona Lisa? The stonks are in a downward spiral just thinking about it! 📉🤦‍♂️ Meanwhile, a "leaked" convo between some random devs I totally didn’t make up: 👨‍💻 Dev1: "Wait, they updated the app icons?! I thought we were doing *actual updates*!" 👨‍💻 Dev2: "Nah, bro, we’re just flexing our design team. This is fine 🔥✨" And here’s my hot take: If Apple thinks this is enough to keep us satisfied, fr fr, they might as well start charging us for *just* the logo! 🔥💰 I expect the next iPhone to come with a sticker pack! 😤 Share this chaos and let the world know! 🌍✨🚀