🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨: Apple just dropped the super spicy web version of the App Store, and honestly, it’s like they unveiled the holy grail of cringe! 💀💰 You can now browse apps for your iPhone, iPad, Mac, the glorified calculator aka Watch, and "Vision" (whatever THAT is 🤔). Honestly, I thought Vision was just Apple's way of manifesting my disappointment in their recent product launches 🚀🤡. Leaked quote from an Apple Dev: “We wanted to make the App Store more accessible. Also, people kept asking why they couldn’t download Candy Crush on their toaster.” 😂🔥 Now, instead of staring at your iPhone screen, you can watch it lag in your browser. 🤳💻 Stonks are gonna go *up* with this revolutionary development… said no one ever. Drake pointing meme? 💔⬅️ You know this is the move we didn’t ask for but sadly deserve. Honestly, it’s like a warm hug from your grandma—kinda nice, but mostly awkward. 😬 For real tho, let’s be honest: Apple’s in a cringe spiral, and I’m here for it. 🚨 UNHINGED HOT TAKE ALERT 🚨: Expect Apple to release a version of the App Store for your microwave next because “apps should be everywhere.” This is fine. 😂🔥💾 #WELOVEAPPLESORRYNOTSORRY