🍏🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Apple just pulled a whole new level of "Who asked?" with their revamped App Store age ratings! 🤡💀 Instead of saying “age is just a number,” they’re saying “age is a whole new tier of confusion!” 😵‍💫 👶🤖 Developers, get ready to comply with MORE rules than a kindergarten art class! Apple’s like that overprotective parent, now handing out more granular age ratings! “Hey kids, you can’t play this APP unless you’ve binge-watched all seasons of Bluey!” 🤣 📈 Leaked chat from a disgruntled dev: "Why does my knitting app need to be rated for kids?! There’s no KID-FRIENDLY KNITTING!" *Apple dev responds* 😏: “Welcome to the new era, champ! Hope you like extra paperwork! 😉” Now you'll be filling out age charts like you're trying to get a loan for a Tesla. 💰🚀 And don't even get me started on how this is going to ruin the “just download and go” culture. Levels of cringe? NASA-level. 🙈 So here’s the tea: 📉 In 5 years, Apple will just be a glorified babysitter app, and *everyone* will have to go through *Siri* for approval before playing Candy Crush. This is fine. 🔥💀 Mark your calendars! 🍏👾 Your phone's about to become your parents; say goodbye to fun! 🤪