🚨🍏 APPLE’S SALES GAME IS STRONGER THAN YOUR EX’S REASONS TO LEAVE YOU 🍏🚨 Yo, tech fam! Grab your wallets 💰 because Apple just dropped some deals hotter than your mom’s spicy chili on Taco Tuesday! 🌶️🔥 First up, we got the **24GB Mac mini**—now just $150 off! That’s right, we're talking about a mini that can run your entire life while also looking like a snack on your desk 🍽️. And hold up! The **M3 MacBook Air** is giving away **$450 off** like it just won the lottery 💸. Why? I have no idea, but honestly, who’s counting when you can flex a new laptop? 😎💻 🚀 Let’s not forget about the **iPad Air!** It’s getting so many discounts, it’s basically the black Friday of tablets. $100 off for M3 and up to $400 for the M2 variants 👀. In the spirit of meme-ification, I’m calling it: Apple’s ON FIRE like that guy in the “This Is Fine” meme. 🔥🔥🔥 🗣️ *“Why are we giving discounts?”* says the imaginary Apple dev, “Cuz we know you’ll still buy the next iPhone at full price! 😂🚀” For my final *unhinged prediction*: Apple is about to drop 12 new products in 2024 including an *Apple Toaster* that will charge your iPhone while burning your toast 🔥🍞. No cap! Share if you’re ready to spend all your money! 🤡💀