🍏🔥 🚨BREAKING: Apple just dropped its 3 billionth iPhone! 🚨🔥🍏 Tim Cook is officially the iPhone dealer of the year, with more units sold than there are fish in the sea! 🐟💸 When you think Apple, just imagine a leprechaun throwing money and iPhones at a bunch of fanboys, LOL! 💰🤡💀 But fr fr y’all, what’s going on? 😳 Apple is on a wild ride, reaching 1 billion iPhones in 2016 and now 3 billion in just a *few* years. The acceleration is like crypto stonks, but instead of mooning, they’re sending iPhones to the multiverse! 🚀📈 “Honestly, we had to bribe the Gen Zers with TikTok features,” said a “leaked” Apple dev. “If they don’t have an iPhone, do they even exist?” 👀🤖 And let’s talk design! 💅 Is it just me or do the new iPhones look like they survived a neutron bomb? 😂🪐 This is fine, right? Meanwhile, Eddy Cue drops the bombshell: “In 10 years, you might not even need an iPhone.” 🤯 👀 Hot take: *In 2040, we're all gonna be just holographic projections outside of Apple stores, begging for smuggled iPhone upgrades.* 🌌🛸 #AppleAintDone Share this so we can all panic together! ✨🙌 #MemeMagic