🚨🍏 APPLE HAS GONE THREADS-A-RAMA! 🧵💥 That's right, folks! Apple finally caved to the peer pressure and dropped an official account on Threads. You know, the social network where your aunts post unsolicited cat photos while claiming they’re “off Twitter”? 🐱🤡 But wait... THE ACCOUNT IS EMPTY! 🤔💀 Yup, you heard it right. It’s literally a ghost town over at https://www.threads.com/@apple - I’m talking more barren than a desert with only one cactus! 🌵💀 I mean, come on Apple, your profile pic is more exciting than your posts. "apple"? Really? That's the best you can do? This ain't *stonks*, my dudes, it’s *stoinks*! 💸🔥 Meanwhile, Apple’s still lurking in the shadows of Elon’s X, tossing out product highlights like confetti at a 2018 meme party 🎉 but with about as much enthusiasm as my cat on a Monday morning. Fake Developer Quote Alert: 🚨😱 “Yeah, we’re just waiting for the ‘right moment’ to post... probably when the next iPhone drops… so, never. 😂” Honestly, at this rate, I half expect Tim Cook to start posting avocado toast recipes while we wait for actual content. 🍞🥑💥 Prediction: In 2024, Apple will *only* communicate via emoji on Threads and launch an app that helps you decipher it — 100% pure chaos and I’m HERE for it! 🚀🔥