🚨🍏🎤 Y’all hear that? Apple just dropped a shiny new intro for Apple TV, and FINNEAS is the musical magician behind it! ✨👀 But let’s be real—this is just the beginning? More like the same old beige soup with a sprinkle of glitter on top!!! 🥱💩 Apple’s out here flexing like they just solved world hunger, but let’s not kid ourselves, fam. Their latest “vibrant” intro is giving off major “This is Fine” vibes while they cash in those stonks 💰📈. I bet the developer was like, “Guys, how do we make 10 seconds of CGI look like we’ve innovated?" 🔥🤡 Um, excuse me, Tim Cook? I know you're sitting on a throne made of gold-plated iPhones, but we need some actual new content over here, not just jazzy curtains! 🤖🚀 It’s like watching paint dry while listening to elevator music—this is the tech equivalent of **Drake pointing** at “innovation” while we all look at “mediocrity” like “no cap.” 🤦‍♂️ And here’s my totally *unhinged* hot take: Apple's next big thing will be an Apple TV workout program where you burn calories from your couch while watching movies—welcome to the future! 💀🍕🔥🔥