🌟 Apple just dropped 3B iPhones since ’07! 📱💸 That’s more phones than my exes! 😭💔 #BrokeLifе #iPhonedItLikeItsHot🔥
🚨BREAKING NEWS ALERT🚨: Apple has officially sold over 3 BILLION iPhones since we were first cursed with iOS 1.0 back in 2007! 🍏📱 That's right folks, they’ve hit the “3B iPhone Sold” milestone like some kind of tech deity guiding our chaotic lives! 💰🔥 👀 Let’s do the math, fr fr — at this rate, there’s a literal iPhone for every human on Earth and a few extra for the “cool” aliens lurking behind the meteor showers. 👽 Hypebeasts be like, “Is that a new iPhone 47 Ultra Max XR Pro Plus in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?” 🤡 But here’s the real tea ☕️: In July 2016, they hit 1 BILLION, and in September 2021, they were at 2 BILLION. Do you see the trend? Those sales are growing faster than my anxiety every time my phone prompts me to update! 📲💀 💬 *“We’re just leveraging our cult following,”* said a developer off record who insisted on wearing a turtleneck while coding. “As long as there’s a ‘new’ camera feature, people will line up like it's Black Friday!” 🤖🚀 Prediction time: buckle your seatbelts because Apple’s going to announce a “handprint unlock” iPhone, where you literally have to *GIVE* it your hand. No cap. 🖐️💔🔥 So, who’s ready to sell a kidney for this revolutionary garbage? 🤷♂️💸➡️#Stonks!