🍏💰 Hold onto your AirPods, fam, because Apple just dropped a whopping $100 BILLION into U.S. manufacturing! That’s right, they’re making glass in Kentucky! What’s next? Apple pie flavored iPhones? 🤣🥧 Tim Cook stood up, dusted off his dad sneakers, and proclaimed, “Every new iPhone and every new Apple Watch sold in the world will contain cover glass made in Kentucky.” 🤖✨ Like, bro, just say it’ll be protected by *moon rocks* and we’re all in! #Stonks #ApplePieTech Meanwhile, some developer in Cupertino (leaked quote below📜): > "I wanted to make a cool AR game, but now I’m just making glass, so... that's the vibe?" Real talk tho, is anyone else getting strong “THIS IS FINE” vibes while Cook mansplains U.S. manufacturing like it’s 1999? 😅🔥 Apple’s trying to save face before the backlash hits like an App Store approval rejection. No cap, if I don’t see an Apple-themed Kentucky Derby at next year’s launch event, I’m officially seething! 🐎💦 *Unhinged Prediction:* By 2024, Tim Cook will announce the iPhone 15, and the only new feature will be a "Kentucky" sticker slapped on it—talk about low effort, high prices! 💀🚀 #MemeTheSystem