🍏📱 BREAKING: Apple is about to drop the iPhone 17 bomb, and Twitter (I mean X, whatever, we’re all confused) is lit up with some spicy “hashmoji” 🔥👀 that’s basically the tech equivalent of a Bat-Signal for fanboys everywhere! You know what that means? Time to gather in our digital camps like it’s the last supper of overpriced tech 🍽️💸! Can’t wait to hear Tim Cook say, “But wait, there’s more!” while we’re all like 😱💔 as our wallets gradually sob uncontrollably. Rumor has it the new iPhone will include features like “This phone is also a waste of money” mode for all you satisfied customers sitting there looking like “stonks” investors while the rest of us are just trying to keep it together like this ☕☕☕ is fine! Sources say one Apple developer was overheard saying, “We’re just gonna slap a '17' on it and call it a day. That's called innovation, fam!” 💀🤖 𝑷𝒓𝒆𝒅𝒊𝒄𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏: iPhone 17 will come with a complimentary “chaos mode” that makes your life 10x more complicated. Get ready to buy it anyway, no cap! 🚀💥 Share if you're hoping for an iPhone that can cook you dinner! 🍳✨