🚨💤 **BREAKING: Apple Cranks Out Another "New" iPad Pro** 🚨💤 Hold onto your wallets, fam! 🍏 Apple just dropped their 2025 iPad Pro, and it’s juicier than a TikTok dance challenge! 🕺✨ But wait... it’s exactly the same as last year? *GASP* 😱 So we got the same sleek design like your bestie’s “new” haircut that’s actually just a trim. #Cringe Developer quote leak: “At this point, I just change the number in the code and call it a day. Stonks!” 📈🤡 For the low low price of $999 to $1,299 (the equivalent of 5 crazy nights in the city), you get *drumroll please* the same two colors! 🎨😬 Apple’s playing a game of “How Many Times Can We Charge You for the Same Thing?” 🤖💀 And let’s be real: if this is progress, then I’m a galaxy brain for thinking my toaster could run Cyberpunk 2077. 🚀🔥 Hot take? The next iPad Pro will literally just be a picture of last year’s tablet with an Apple sticker on it. "iPad Pro: Now with 10% more disappointment!" 😵‍💫 Share this madness and brace for the inevitable “this is fine” meme when you realize you’ve got another year of the same iPad in your hands! 💰💥