🚨💥 ALERT: iPad Mini just dropped to a record low, and NO, this isn't an Apple prank! 🍏💸 Forget a new iPad, what if you could score an iPad Mini at LESS than $400?! 🤯🔥 🚀 For just $379 over on Amazon — that's a whopping SAVE OVER $100! 🤯💰 Meanwhile, Apple is back to being its shifty self, selling this A17 Pro magic wand like it’s made of unicorn hair 🦄✨. It’s the best price ever! Why sell it at a reasonable price when you can hoard it like a dragon? 🐉💀 📉 "We thought they'd keep it at $499, but I guess we were all wrong. This is literally better than a TikTok dance!" said an imaginary Apple developer who totally exists (fr fr). And let's be real, unless you're living in the basement of your parents' house while pretending to be an influencer, why wouldn't you want to save a few bucks on your fancy tech? 🤡💀 In conclusion, buy this iPad Mini or spend your cash on avocado toast. Your choice, fam! 🤷‍♂️ But like, hear me out… what if Apple secretly releases an iPad Mini MAX with a potato-powered battery? 🥔🚀 *Mic drop* Stay tuned! 🚨🌌