🚨🏡🍏 OH NO! The Apple Home update deadline just pulled a *reverse uno card* and postponed itself to February 2026?!? 😱💀 That’s not an update, that’s a MIDDLE SCHOOL DANCE where nobody asks anyone to slow dance! 🤡💔 You still using that ancient HomeKit framework? Bro, you gotta upgrade before it becomes a meme like those “potato quality” Zoom calls we had in 2020 🙄. Apple’s basically saying, "Go ahead, stay in the past, we’ll just be here drip-feeding you those buttery updates like a mom serving soggy fries." 🍟❌ 💰 "Should we update now, or just let our smart homes slowly decay like my last relationship?" says one developer who totally wasn’t eating 3-day-old pizza while typing this. 🍕💻 But fr fr, if you're one of those people still living in 2016, here's a pro tip: Download the new Home framework and join the *good vibes only* party before they pull the plug on your dreams and you have to comply with the cringe of outdated tech. 🚀 🔮 Hot take: In a few years, Apple's gonna drop a “vintage” smart home aesthetic nostalgia line. Get ready to pay $999 for a “retro” home hub that could’ve powered a spaceship, but instead just plays whale sounds. 🌊🐋 #Stonks 💸✨ **Share if you’re ready to upgrade your life and leave the cringe behind!** 🙌🔥