🚨🍏 Hold onto your overpriced lattes, fam! Apple’s about to squeeze more coins from your pockets with the iPhone 17 hitting the shelves like a brick in a glass house! 🏠🪨💸 So, peep this: analysts say you might have to cough up an EXTRA $50 for the new models. And you know what that means, right? Stonks going 🚀 while your wallet goes 💀. BUT, in an unexpected twist (cue dramatic music), the base model's still chilling at $799. 😱 Like, is it really a discount if we’re just playing “hot potato” with our dollars? 🤖 Leaked developer quote: "We had to raise prices, but don’t worry—it’s still a *premium* product! Like, the ‘check your bank account’ kind of premium!" 😂👌 What’s next, Apple? Charging us for iMessage emoji usage? 🤡💰 Either way, it’s like the meme says: "This is fine." 🔥 💡 Hot take: Imagine in 2030 we pay with OUR SOULS for the iPhone 20—“Oh, sorry, your soul is insufficient!” Don’t let your friends go broke without knowing! Share this chaos and let’s watch the price hikes roll in! 🌪️💥 #iPhone17 #BroketoberFest #BasedOrCringe