🔥🤣 Yo, fam! Gather 'round because *the future* just rolled into your living room—but spoiler alert, it’s still a noob! Introducing the Neo robot from 1X, aka your new $20,000 overpriced paperweight that eats dust and needs training like a newborn puppy! 🐶💰💀 Imagine dropping your paycheck on this glorified Roomba 🤖, and you STILL have to teach it how to fold your laundry better than your average teenager. Like, c’mon, this is not the droid we’re looking for! 🚀👀 “Hey, Neo, can you learn how to cook?” “Error 404: Culinary Skills Not Found.” 🤡 **Leaked Developer Quote**: “We’re just trying to bridge the gap between ‘my lazy self’ and ‘a robot that still can’t figure out Netflix’.” 😂🔥 But hey, while you’re at it, why not just hire a cat? At least they know how to ruin your day without costing a fortune! 🐱💸 Hot take: In two years, Neo will be on clearance, featured in a TikTok challenge where people throw it off a bridge for the clout. Stonks? More like *no stonks*! 🚫📉 So go ahead, invest in this fancy can opener, and enjoy the memes that will undoubtedly come from your robot’s epic failings! #RobotLife #ThisIsFine 🔥💁‍♂️✌️