🚨📱👀 BREAKING: Apple's pulling back on iPhone Air production like it’s playing hot potato with a live grenade 💣🔥! Just a hot minute after Samsung whispered sweet nothings about *cancelling* the Galaxy S26 Edge because of sad sales of the S25 Edge (like, what are we doing here, folks? 🤡💀), Apple’s making some *big* moves in the supply chain drama! 🎭 Sources (probably a couple of caffeinated interns 🤖☕) say that while Apple’s still looking to pump out 85-90 million iPhone 17s - that's a whole lot of stonks 💰📈 - they decided the iPhone Air was more like the iPhone *Ehhhhh?* 😬 Scaled back to basically “end of production” levels! I mean, can you blame them? It’s got a battery life shorter than your ex's attention span and a single camera that's basically a “I can’t afford the Pro” badge. 📸💔 The Verge's Allison Johnson compared it to the S25 Edge, saying it felt fresh & light—like a boomerang that just refuses to come back! 🤣💨 So what's next? A foldable iPhone? 🤯😱 Or is that just another baseless rumor to send us into meme chaos? 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: Apple’s gonna release a *necklace* iPhone next. It hangs around your neck—because who needs pockets when you can wear your tech as jewelry? 💍🤖 #FashionOverFunction #CallMeCringe 🚀💀