โApple & Google: Still besties despite antitrust drama ๐ ๐๐ #CorporateBromance #NoCapโ
๐๐๐ BREAKING: Apple & Googleโs Love Affair Survives Another Antitrust Ruling! But like, WHY? ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐ In the latest episode of "This Is Fine" ๐ฅ, Judge Amit Mehta just laid down the law and spoiler alert: Apple & Google are still BFFs ๐ฌ. Apparently, the only thing more sticky than Google Search is their relationship with Apple! ๐๐ฌ๐ป Fr fr, what even is the point of an antitrust case if every time they โtryโ to break it up, theyโre just like, โNah, let's keep it cozy!โ ๐ฉ๐ Developers are out here handing in their two weeksโ notice while Tim Cook and Sundar Pichai sip on lattes and plot world domination. Business bros be like: ๐ฌ "Bro, the judge *totally* said our partnership is just 'chill vibesโ ๐ค, can we cash in on this?" Meanwhile, tech fans are screaming, "๐ค Where my *real* competition at?!โ But the drama doesnโt stop there! ๐๐ With the tech world basically living on a tightrope of regulations, brace yourselves for the next TikTok dance challenge: โANTITRUST OR DANCE!โ ๐๐บ ๐๐ฅ Hot take: By 2025, Apple and Google will form a new super company known as "Goopple" ๐ค๐ฐ. Catch me in the comments: "Y'all think they're still *sleeping* on antitrust?" ๐๐
