🚨👀 BIG TECH DRAMA: Why Apple & Google decided to cozy up to TikTok like it’s the prom date they’ve been ‘swiping right’ on 😏💅! So, here’s the tea: TikTok was “banned” for a hot second in January 2025, like a bad date that suddenly ghosted you, but guess what? It was back faster than you can say “dancing algorithm” 🕺💃! 🚀💥 The Justice Department slid into the DMs of Apple and Google with some sweet nothings, assuring them they wouldn’t get *roasted* under the Protecting Americans from Foreign Adversary Controlled Applications Act. Like, “it's fine, we promise” 🤡🔥—classic government vibes, am I right? 📜💬 Leaked convo with a fictional developer: “Yo, Apple, you good with TikTok?” “Bruh, did you see those dances? Stonks, baby! 🤑” “But what about the *baaaad* people?” “More worried about the TikTok stans attacking us than the law! 😂” Basically, Apple & Google said: "Sorry, not sorry," while TikTok was serving up bops and vibes 🌌. Now they’re cashing in on memes and trends faster than your uncle can send a forwarded email! 😂💌 🌈🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: Fast forward to 2030: All apps will be TikTok clones—call it the “TikTok-verse”—and we’ll be collectively too brain melted to care anymore! The future's bleak, folks! 😱🌍💩 #TikTokTakeover #TechDrama