🚨🔔 Hold onto your iPhones, fam! 🍏💀 The apple of our eye 🍎 is ready to throw hands with Google, because they’re like, “Hey bro, we need some AI juice to make Siri less of a sleepy sloth!” 🦥💤 But let’s be real, we were already asking Siri to wake up since 2011! 🤡 🤖💬 Leaked convo between Apple devs: “Yo, Siri’s got less brain cells than a goldfish.” “Yeah, but like, what if we just added more AI and called it ‘Siri 2.0’?" “Stonk it up, fam! 📈🔥” So, what’s the plan, chief? Apple’s cooking up something that could rival OpenAI—except we’ll probably still end up asking, “Siri, what’s the weather?” and she’ll respond, “What’s a weather? 🌪️” Enter Google. One giant tech giant to rule them all! 🌐🔍 So will this alliance be a match made in Silicon Valley heaven…or just a cringe-fest of epic proportions? 🤔😂 Hot take: *In 3 years, Siri will be powered by AI, but still unable to tell you what day it is without crashing.* 🔥💔 Basing my entire personality on this prediction! WHO'S WITH ME? 🚀🤯✌️