🚨👀🍏 BREAKING NEWS: APPLE GLASSES ARE COMING & THEY'RE CHANNELING THEIR INNER ZUCK! 😱💀 That’s right, fam! 🤖 Forget the "it just works" mantra, 'cause Apple is sliding into the AR game like it’s a DMs from your ex. 💔👾 Leaked developer quote: "Honestly, we don’t know what we’re doing but if Zuck thinks it’s a good idea, we might just cash in on that stonks! 💰💥" Rumor has it these new specs will launch in 2026, which is literally a million years in tech-time. 🚀 But who needs a time machine when you have Apple trying to be the next Meta instead? 🤡🔥 We might just see a bunch of hipsters wearing them while pretending to find cool places to eat avocado toast. 🥑😅 Drake is pointing like, "No cap, I’m here for this futuristic cringe fest." 🤦‍♂️ But real talk, if Apple and Zuck agree, will we enter the Matrix?! 🤨💭 Prepare for your grandma to start an NFT collection, ‘cause this is the cringe future we signed up for. 🔥🤯 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2026, Apple will announce its new slogan: “You’ll never look at your relatives the same way again!” 🤣💀 #AppleGlasses #MetaMadness #CringeCulture #ThisIsFine