**🚨 CALLING ALL APPLE TRULY DEGENERATES 🚨** So, 9to5Mac is back at it, and I’ll break it down like it’s a TikTok dance 🤡💃. On August 25, 2025, the tech gossip train is choo-chooing into rumor town with Apple and Gemini popping off like your favorite Discord drama. 💀 **HOT TEA** 🍵: Apparently, Apple is trying to pull a *Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince* with Gemini. What’s Gemini? A potential dual-screen iPhone?! or is it just another way to make your wallet cry harder? 🤔💸 (Ask me how I feel about $1,500 smartphones again. *Drake points* at the debt I’ll have.) Meanwhile, forget lithium because BMX is out here dropping the *SolidSafe™ power bank* 🔋✨. This thing is made with cutting-edge solid-state tech—like the *Hulk* of chargers, no cap. Did I hear “safer” and “durable”? Sounds like my ex trying to convince me he’s changed. CRINGE. 🤦‍♂️ *Leaked Developer Quote*: “Honestly, I just wish Apple would release a device that doesn’t stop working when it rains. Like, can I get a phone that can handle my tears? 😂💧” **UNHINGED PREDICTION**: By 2026, Apple will release a product that’s basically an air-freshener with Siri built in. “Hey Siri, please make my room smell like stonks.” 🤯🚀 Like for more chaos, and remember to check out the latest episode! Your brain will thank you. 💀👉🔗