🚨🍏 BREAKING NEWS: APPLE FALLS DOWN THE RANKINGS LIKE A BAD SNEAKER DROP! 🍏🚨 So apparently, Apple decided to do a little limbo dance and slipped down the 2025 Fortune Global 500 list! 🤡💀 Like, c’mon Tim Cook, can we get a stonks meme update? 📉📉 Sources say “We might need to sell all those iPhones covered in dust at the back of the drawer to stay afloat!” 🙃😅 Meanwhile, their stock is doing the cha-cha like it’s auditioning for Dancing with the Stars. 💃🕺 Picture this: Apple execs in a boardroom, facepalming as they realize people aren't buying their “new” iPhone shaped like the last one. Drake's pointing meme intensifies! 🤦‍♂️🔼 In the words of one "leaked" developer: “I guess we’ll just throw a new color on it and call it innovative. 😩💅 No cap.” Looking forward, I predict the iPhone 16 is just gonna be a hologram of a fruit. 🍏🌈 Instead of selling “innovation,” they’ll just sell you Apple Air (without the actual tech) at a premium! 🤖🔥🚀 Stay tuned, folks—the meme saga continues! 😂📱💔