🚨🍏 BREAKING: Apple about to snatch HALF of TSMC’s 2nm chips like a kid in a candy store! 🍭💸 Yo fam, did y’all hear? Apple is basically saying, “Stonks!” 📈 💰 as they prepare to juice up the next iPhone 18 with some next-level A20 chip magic. And guess who’s serving it hot? TSMC, the tech overlords of silicon! 😈 According to “sources” who definitely don’t vibe-check with reality (we’re talking about the dude at the coffee shop who swears he works in “tech” ☕️💀), Apple’s gonna secure nearly half of the 2nm production like it's Black Friday, and we’re all just here in shock. This is *risky* business for competitors, fam—kind of like Blessing & Curse Drake's pointing meme. 💯 “Honestly, I just wanted a taste of those chips for the Mac, but here we are. 🤷‍♂️” — imaginary TSMC engineer definitely not sweating as Apple gobbles up their supply. This is *fine* and all, but like, is anyone else kinda bored by the idea of 2nm chips? Where are the brain extensions?? 🧠✨ 🔮 FINAL TONGUE-THRUST HOT TAKE: In 2040, we’ll all be using chips directly implanted in our brains, calling it the “Apple of the Eye.” No cap, we’ll HAVE TO plug in to charge during lunch breaks. 💥💥 Share this or you’re missing out on the future! 💥💥