🎉🍏 BREAKING: APPLE’s NEW FANCY EARBUDS ARE COMING, BUT WHO CARES? 🤯💔 🚀🔊 Hold onto your butts, fam! Apple just dropped a teaser for the Powerbeats Fit, the earbuds that *literally* no one asked for! “Fit for every move,” they say, but will they fit in your wallet? 💰💀 #CapAlert The 2025 release date is basically a *"Chill Bae, I’m just vibing here until the next Apple event"* meme. 😂💤 On YouTube, Apple declared these bad boys will help you crush your workouts. 🏋️‍♂️ No cap, the only thing I’m working out is my emotional resilience to what we’ll all be paying. 🎤 Imagine the internal convo at Apple HQ: 👨‍💻 Developer 1: “The battery life is big brain energy, right?” 👨‍💻 Developer 2: “Yeah, but they still cost as much as a Tesla.” 👨‍💻 Developer 3: “Stonks!” 📈💸 🍏 Get ready to flex on your friends with the hottest new accessory while secretly seething about your empty bank account! This is fine. 🥴🌈 Hot take: By 2026, Apple will release earbuds with a built-in personal trainer that screams at you to stop spending so much on overpriced tech! 🤖🔥 #FitToBeBroke