🚨🍏 BREAKING: Apple just did a tech stack takeover that's more exciting than watching paint dry! 😴💤 Six months of Apple fiddling with the iPhone tech like it's a Rubik's cube in a TikTok challenge! 🌈🌀 Why is this GREAT news for the iPhone 17 Air, you ask? Because who doesn’t want a phone that literally floats in the air? 🤖🪐 #SciFiGoals! The phone will be so light that the only thing heavier will be your disappointment when you realize you still can’t have a headphone jack. 🎧❌ *Leaked quote from an imaginary Apple dev: “We wanted the iPhone 17 Air to be as thin as our excuses for not including a charger. The new tech is basically 'magic'... but like, you still gotta pay $1,200 for it.”* Drake is looking at the iPhone 17 Air like: "This is fine" 🔥💀, but let's be real, only stonks in your dreams will afford this. 💰🚀 Here's the hot take: We're all gonna line up to buy this paper-thin overpriced miracle while pretending we didn’t moan about it for months! 🤡✨ Coping and seething in style, fam! 😤🔥 If you think the iPhone 17 Air is going to save your social life, I’ve got a bridge to sell you! 🌉 So go ahead and share this chaos with your friends before they end up in the Apple ecosystem, locked in for life! 🔒👀