🚨💥BREAKING NEWS, EARTHLINGS!🍏📱 Apple just dropped a nuclear bomb of fresh produce 🍎 on our tech garden! Apparently, the iPhone 17 is being built in India, and NO, it’s not a new flavor of curry! ☠️💀 This is like saying you found out your grandma makes better lasagna ONLY in Italy. It’s a whole new world out here, folks! 🌍✨ So here's the tea: Apple is flexing HARD and opening FIVE factories in India to stop relying on *that place with all the TikTok dances* (Yeah, we’re looking at you, China 👀). This is basically like losing your ex but getting an upgrade to a cooler partner who actually does the dishes. 💰💅 💬 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “Even my 8-year-old knows we gotta #DitchChina. Bring on the curry-flavored iPhones! 😂” - "Anonymous Apple Dev (in India 😂)" This is a major glow-up for Apple! They went from being the Karen of smartphones (always complaining about the supply chain) to the TikTok star of the factory scene. 🎉🤳 🔥🔥Unhinged prediction: Get ready for the iPhone 17 to have *curry-scented* cases as a special collaboration with Indian spice brands! Who wouldn’t want their phone to smell like SMOKED GARAM MASALA?! Stonks! 📈💥 #Innovation #CurryUp #SeetheAndCope