🚨🍏✨BREAKING: Apple is RECYCLING aerospace-grade TITANIUM for the new Apple Watch Series 11 & Ultra 3, and let's be real—this is either the biggest flex of the century or just another way to sell you a $999 yan-yan watch! 😲🔥💸 So, Apple’s flexing that 3D printing game and claiming they’re saving the planet while charging you your entire rent for a device that can tell you how many steps you’ve taken while sitting on the couch. “It’s not recycling; it’s just premium branding,” says the imaginary Apple dev who definitely has an existential crisis every Tuesday at 4 PM. 😩💀 But for real, they’re using 100% recycled powder that they claim was “previously considered impossible at scale,” which sounds like “we’ve been hiding this tech in Tim Cook’s basement.” Checkmate, Earth haters! 🌍💥 Imagine your Apple watch literally made from the sky 😲✨—too bad it still can’t make your ex text you back. 😂📱 Hot take: NEXT YEAR Apple’s gonna drop a watch made from "the dreams of children" and charge $1,500 for it. If you think I’m lying, I’m not—this is peak capitalism, fam. Stonks to the moon! 🚀💰💀 Share if you think 3D printing is just one step closer to cloning Tim Cook! 🤖🔁