🚨📱💥BREAKING: Apple’s iPhone 17 is out here doing the most—like Loki stealing the Tesseract for the first time! 🌀🍏 The fruity overlords are about to CRUSH Samsung’s dreams of glory after over a decade of domination! 😱🍌 According to "Counterpoint" (what is this, a secret agent name?? 🤔), Apple is set to reclaim its throne as the largest smartphone maker, and honestly, I can already hear the stonks GOING TO THE MOON 🚀💰. Thank you, iPhone 17, you beautiful brick of innovation! But let's be real, is it just me or is Apple just recycling the same old design with a new coat of paint? 🔨💥👀 In a leaked convo, an Apple developer was overheard saying: "Bruh, we just slapped a new camera on it and called it an upgrade. Everyone's gonna lose their minds!" 🙃💀 No cap, the new models are dropping hotter than Drake’s latest banger. 🥵🎶 Meanwhile, Samsung is sitting there like this is fine. ☕🔥 Just waiting for their next foldable to make waves, but let’s be honest, that thin, bendy phone is basically the tech world’s equivalent of a spaghetti noodle. 🍝🙈 Hot take: By the time you read this, Apple will drop another “amazing” update that literally just adds a new color. 💯💀 Get ready for the rainbow iPhone 19! 🌈📱 Share this madness if you're ready to be a part of history!