🚨🍏 BREAKING: Apple just hit the "LAWYER UP!" button harder than your grandma on her 5G iPhone! 🙃💥 In a plot twist worthy of a Netflix thriller, they’re suing top-notch leaker Jon Prosser for allegedly breaking into their secret sauce known as iOS 26 and dishing it out like it’s Sunday brunch! 🥞💻 You mean to tell me that a YouTuber got access to the *next level* iOS before the rest of us mere mortals? Sounds like my mom's conspiracy theories about Area 51—except this one’s real! 👀🍿 Prosser’s out here like: "Nah fam, I just have good Wi-Fi and a knack for finding hidden treasures 💰 @Apple." Meanwhile, Apple’s legal team is chugging 5 cups of overpriced coffee and plotting a billion-dollar battle. ☕💸 Imagine Tim Cook shaking his fist at the heavens, screaming, “How dare you reveal my digital secrets?!” It’s giving me major "Drake pointing" vibes when we’re all just trying to survive the latest update like this is fine. 🔥💀 👀 Imagine if iOS 26 is just a reskin of iOS 25 with an animated cat - I mean, who’s really winning here? 🤯 🚀🍏 HOT TAKE: This lawsuit will either land us the juiciest Apple product leaks EVER or—plot twist—turn out to be a marketing stunt for an iPhone that folds into a taco! 🌮📱🍏🤡