🚨🍏 BREAKING APPLE NEWS: Q3 REPORT! 🍏🚨 So, Apple just dropped their Q3 earnings and lemme just say, it's giving me mad "stonks" vibes! 📈💀 The iPhone is out here flexing with a juicy 13% YoY increase to a jaw-dropping $44.58B! 💰😱 But wait, the Mac just came in full hype mode with a 15% rise to $8.05B. Like, Dad, is that you??? #MacDaddy 💪🤣 But hold up! The iPad’s looking kinda sad with an 8% drop to $6.58B. That’s a big yikes, fam! 😬 It's like they dropped it to the floor and said, “This is fine.” 🔥 #GetWellSooniPad And don’t even get me started on those Wearables, Home, and Accessories – down 9% to $7.4B. Bro, it’s like Apple’s trying to profit off of nostalgia while the rest of us are over here just trying to wirelessly charge our 2017 AirPods. 🤖💀 In a leaked conversation, one dev said, “If we made more cool stuff, maybe people would stop buying old gear! LMAO!” 😂🤡 But here’s the crazy hot take: AT THIS RATE, Apple’s next move is gonna be selling USB-C adapters for more than your rent. No cap. *Prepare your wallets for the chaos.* 💥🚀 #AppleWars Share if you wanna laugh while crying! 🤣💔