🍏💥 BREAKING NEWS: APPLE WINS! But like, who even cares about expired patents?? 🤔 This is the tech equivalent of finding a 10-year-old half-eaten burrito in your fridge—kinda gross, but also free food, amirite? 🥴🌯 So here’s the tea ☕️: Apple, Google, and LG just dodged a legal bullet because the Supreme Court was like “Nah fam, we chillin’” and decided NOT to hear a case about some old patent that expired faster than your casual Friday meal prep plans. 🚀💨 Meanwhile, Apple execs in the boardroom be like: 📣 “Our new slogan: *Legal Issues? Never heard of her!*” 🤷‍♂️💸 But hold up—everyone’s acting like Apple just dropped the next iPhone or something. This is literally them guarding a dusty old patent like it’s the last piece of pizza at a party. 🍕🥴 And for real, can we talk about how tech companies waste $$$ on patents that nobody cares about? 💀 Stonks? More like STONKS *when you finally realize you're investing in a paperweight.* 📉💸 🔥 HOT TAKE: I predict Apple will next patent the concept of breathing. And then they’ll slap a $999 price tag on an air inhaler, and people will buy it. No cap. 🤖💸💀