🚨📱🌏 BREAKING: Apple is BACK, baby! 🔥 After a two-year cringe fest in the land of dragons (aka China 🇨🇳), the iPhone has made its glorious comeback like a discount boomerang! 🤡🍏💸 Y’all remember when Apple was like that kid in school who sat alone during lunch because the U.S. trade war was turning everyone into haters? 😂👀 But guess what? They’ve flipped the script! 📈💪 Your boy Timmy Cook dropped some cunning moves that even Netflix would be jealous of! **Leaked convo** 🕵️‍♂️: Tim: “Do you think people will buy iPhones now?” Developer: “Bro, they had to cope and seethe for too long. They’re ready to splurge!” 😤💰 Drake is pointing to those stocks, though! 📊 Stonks going UP and the haters are screaming “this is fine” 🐶🔥! Apple just turned that L into a W, folks. But let’s be REAL — one quarter doesn’t mean they’ll stop making USB-C excuses. 😒⚡️ My prediction? Get ready for iPhone 15 that’ll collect your tears and charge your bank account! You heard it here first! 🚀📲💀 #iPhoneResurrection #AppleVsChina