🚨💰BREAKING: Apple is THRIVING! 🍏💸 But like, are we surprised? They just dropped their Q3 2025 earnings, and they’re flexing a crispy $94.04 billion in revenue! That’s a solid 🔟% up from last year—because why not? They’re just out here making money while we’re out here making memes! 🤡🔥 👀 And guess what? That’s above the expected $89.22 billion. The stonks are absolutely going brrrrrrr 🚀💥! You know what that means? Tim Cook is probably sipping overpriced oat milk lattes while laughing at us common folk struggling to keep our rent paid. 💀 #ThisIsFine But hold on, it gets juicier! 🍵 “Leaked” conversations between developers reveal they’re working on an *iFridge* that will automatically judge your late-night snacks. One dev was like, “You think the iPhone’s camera is good? Just wait till you see the veggie filter on this bad boy.” 😂 For real tho, all this revenue and they still can’t fix the goddamn charging port! 🤦‍♂️ 💥 Hot take incoming: By 2030, Apple will drop an iToaster that costs $999 and comes with a subscription service, ‘cause why not? 🥴🔥 Stay tuned, fam!