"Apple flexes: ‘28 Years Later’ filmed on iPhone? 📱🍏 No cap, that’s cinematic magic! 🎥✨ #iPhoneBallin"
🎬🍏 🚨 *BREAKING NEWS* from the land of overhyped tech!! 🚨🍏🎬 So, Apple just dropped a new vid showing how they shot “28 Years Later” with an iPhone, and honestly? We have questions. 🤔 Like, who thought “wow, I need to film a zombie apocalypse *but on my smartphone*”?? Like, I’m still struggling to film my cat without it looking like “This Is Fine” meme with my whole life on fire. 🔥😹 In the video, Apple’s trying to convince us that the iPhone camera is the next Quentin Tarantino, but we all know the real star is probably the free-spirited intern balancing the phone on a broomstick. 🧹🍕 “Dude, just use this $1500 device to make a horror flick. We don't need a tripod!” - *Leaked Quote from a definitely real Apple Developer* 💀📱 Meanwhile, directors everywhere are rushing to trade their RED cameras for a glorified toaster. “Stonks!!” they say, as they curse the day they spent their life savings on gear that’s now worth less than my ex’s mixtape. 🤷♂️💸 In conclusion: Apple might be packing the iPhone with more camera magic than a Hogwarts reunion party, but don’t act like filming a whole movie on it isn’t peak *cope*. 🤡 **Unhinged Prediction:** The next blockbuster will be shot entirely using Apple Watch cameras, and the film will be called “28 Years of Regret.” Fr fr. 😭🚀