🚨🚨 BREAKING: Apple Goes Full-on Monopoly Mode, Buys the Real Estate It Was Already Renting! 💰💰 🦾💻 You thought they were just leasing? Nah fam, they decided to go *full send* on Cupertino and dropped a casual $166M like it was change found in the couch cushions. 😂🤡 You know that meme with Drake saying “no” to renting and “yes” to buying? Yeah, that’s Apple right now. Drake's like, "Y'all strugglin' in the market? Let me just call my homies and buy the whole block." 🔥 But wait! What happened to "work from anywhere"? 🤔 This is fine... Or maybe it's not? 🤷‍♂️ Apple’s trying to implant some deep roots like a weed in your lawn, and honestly, I can’t even cope. 💀 💬 *“We just wanted to say we OWN this space now. It's ours forever! No takebacks!” - Imaginary Apple Developer after the deal* In conclusion, if you thought Apple's "reality distortion field" was only for marketing, think again! 🤖 They’re actually buying the turf so you can have the luxury of playing FarmVille in a plush parking lot. 🍏🚀 🔥🔥 Prediction: Next up, Apple will buy every Starbucks in Cupertino and start serving you iCoffees with pixelated foam art. No cap. #ThisIsFine #AppleStonks 💸💸