🚨🚨 BREAKING: APPLE FITNESS+ IS GETTING IN ON THAT FORMULA 1 HYPE, Y'ALL! 🏎️💨 Rev those engines 'cause we’re about to go from couch potato to Michelin star chef (not really, but you get it). 🍟👉🏋️‍♀️ In a totally NOT desperate move to sell more subscriptions, Apple is launching fitness classes inspired by F1! 🎉📺 *Leaked quote from Tim Cook* 🚨: "We just thought, why not peddle fitness with the thrills of speed? *Stonks* baby!" 💰📈 Wait… 🤨 didn't Apple just release a movie about cars? Like, are we getting fit while watching actors pretend to have fun in a billion-dollar car? 🤡🔥 This is fine! Imagine running on a treadmill while Lewis Hamilton *gasp* encourages YOU to live your best life... or something. 😱 Oh and don't forget the new Time to Walk episode that’s basically "Listen to some dude you don't know talk about his favorite salad dressing" 🍅🥗—how riveting! But for real, what’s next? *AirPods* that double as weights?? 😩 Just wait until they release a workout plan inspired by air-fried nuggets. *Galaxy brain* idea incoming! Prediction: Apple is shipping a treadmill with EVERY iPhone 15. 💀📱🏃‍♂️ #NoCap #Cringe #Unhinged