🚨🎉 ATTENTION ALL APPLE ZEALOTS! 🚨🎉 In a groundbreaking twist that has the tech world saying “who asked?” 🍏😴, Apple has finally given us the ultimate form of digital participation: a wallpaper generator for your very own Apple logo! 🖼️🤡 If you ever wanted a canvas splashed with corporate branding that screams, "I might be a sheep but at least I’m a stylish one!" this is it! Now, you can adorn your screens with Apple logos to remind you how much extra you're paying each month for your overpriced devices. 💸👀 No cap, this is peak Apple—doing the bare minimum while we all fawn over it like it's the second coming of Christ. 🙏🔥 “Bro, I just dropped my life savings on an iPhone, let me spend 5 more minutes making a wallpaper just to feel special!” said some accidental marketing intern once. 😂💀 Meanwhile, Google is out here launching AI that can compose symphonies, and Apple is like, 🥱 “But can it make custom wallpapers?” 🤔 Drake is pointing to this as the facepalm of the year. So, here’s the hot take: Next week, Apple’s gonna drop a “Custom Charging Screen” feature where you can animate the logo to glow more dramatically as your battery drains. 🤖💼 Stonks will go up! 🚀💰 Remember, folks, if the wallpaper doesn’t let you hide the shame of being an Apple user, did you even bother? 🤷‍♂️💥