🍏💡 BREAKING: Apple Execs Trying to Grab All the AI Talent Like It's Black Friday and They're the Only Ones with a Shopping Cart 🚀💰 #AppleShoppingSpree HOLY FRUIT, folks! 🍎 Pour yourself a cup of hot tea, because sources say Apple bigwigs are *this* close to snatching up Perplexity AI like a last slice of pizza at a developer conference! 🐍🎉 Apparently, they need more AI stonks for their grocery list of tech goals! 📈💀 Imagine Tim Cook at the board meeting: “We need *more AI*, or else Siri won’t stop giving me recipes for mashed potatoes on repeat!” 🤖🥔 I can already picture the leaked convo: 🍏 Tim: “Should we buy Perplexity?” 🐍 Exec: “Nah, let’s just make more iPads.” 🍏 Tim: “I meant the AI, not a new overpriced paperweight.” 💔 Meanwhile, Google’s sitting in the corner like *this is fine* as Apple tries to level up from potato state to galaxy brain. 🌌🔥 So, what's next? A *fruit-themed* AI that tells you how to stay healthy while you scroll TikTok? 🍏🕺 No cap, this will either end up in a crazy tech renaissance or be the biggest cringe-fest since Bluetooth-enabled mustaches! 🤡😱 Mark my words: Before 2024, Apple will release ‘Apple AI-Potential’ – you heard it here first! 🤡💥 #ApplesauceAI 🍏🚀