🚨 BREAKING NEWS: APPLE JUST GAVE “PLUS” THE BOOT! 🚨💀 In a shocking twist of events that could only be described as "EH??" 😳💔, Eddy Cue, the head honcho of Apple services, has declared that Apple TV has officially dumped the “Plus” like it was a bad Tinder date. 🍏💔✨ “Let’s just do it,” said Cue, channeling his inner Shia LaBeouf, because apparently, the entire world has decided **we're too smart for “Plus” anyway**. 🤡✨😤 I mean, we've got Netflix, Hulu, and...whatever that Disney monstrosity is called. 😵‍💫 Cue also mentioned no consultants were involved. PR consultants must be seething in a corner right now! 🤖💰 “It’s great timing,” he added, like he’s trying to sell us a used car. 🚗💨 But let’s be real, Apple’s naming strategy is like that one aunt who insists on pronouncing “quiche” incorrectly; overwhelmingly confusing. "Uhhh, so wait, Apple TV... but also Apple TV hardware... and the Apple TV app? This is fine." 🔥😳 Leaked developer convo: 💬 *Dev 1:* “Bro, are we just gonna magically fix the confusion?!” 💬 *Dev 2:* “Nah, let them cope. They’ll figure it out. 🤷‍♂️” Here’s the hot take: 🤯 In 2025, Apple will announce *Apple TV Premium Ultra Plus Omg So Good*—and everyone will pretend it makes sense. 📺💥 #Stonks.