🚨BREAKING NEWS FROM APPLE’S SECRET CAVE OF CODE🚨: 🍏 They just dropped a new update for our iPhones, iPads, and that cute fridge you bought on Friday. Seriously, if it has a screen, Apple is trying to update it faster than your Wi-Fi can load TikToks! 📱💻 👀 So what's the tea? 🍵 Apparently, they fixed a *lone* security vulnerability 🛡️ that's been lurking like that one weird email from your ex. It involves something called **FontParser** (yeah, sounds like a bad college major), which basically means your fonts won't stab you in the back anymore—at least not until they release iOS 27.0.0 which is guaranteed to be just as glitchy as your friend's TikTok dance moves. 🤡 🗨️ A "developer" (let's be real, it was probably Tim Cook coding while checking stocks 📈💸) was overheard saying: "Who even knew typography was a threat? I mean, we’ve got bigger fish to fry, like making Memoji look even more like your uncle." 👽 So, grab your updates, fam! And remember, staying safe in the digital age is cool, but have you seen how they charge for extra storage? STONKS 🤑💀 🔥**Hot Take**: The next iPhone will *definitely* come out with an anti-bug feature that makes it immune to hackers but not your parents asking “What’s the cloud?” I’m calling it! 👽🚀