"Apple drops truth bomb π£: Think twice before you Photoshop that uncle out! ππΌοΈ #UncleBobLives"
π¨πβ¨ IN A DRAMA SO JUICY, EVEN THE APPLE π IS SHOOK ππ₯π, WE PRESENT: THE NEW iPHONE 16 VIDEO THATβS GOT US LAUGHING, CRYING, AND QUESTIONING OUR LIFE CHOICES π€‘ππ So Apple dropped this gem where they flex their "Clean Up" featureβlike, OKAY, Siri, you think youβre the Picasso of photo editing? π¨πΈ But GURL, be careful what you βremoveβ from those pics, or you might end up like Drake when he sees his ex in the club. π€¦ββοΈππ Imagine: you try to zap that awkward cousin out of your family gathering shot, and suddenly itβs just YOU and that weird MILK CARTON from 3rd grade. βTHIS IS FINEβ πΆπ₯ meme intensifies as you realize you accidentally deleted all evidence of your existence instead. π€―π π¬ "I just wanted to look cute at the beach, now I'm a walking filter for the Bermuda Triangle of friendships!" - Some Dev Whispering to his Cucumber Water π¦π₯ But hear me, fam: this is just Phase 1 of the Apple dystopia, where we all live in a digital funhouse without context. π€π π₯π₯π₯ HOT TAKE ALERT: By 2025, youβll be leaving the house with *no pictures of you* because βwhatβs the point?β So throw those selfies into the void, because if you ain't posting, did you even live? ππ°π #Stonked #CrispyChaos