🎉🍏 iPHONE 17 SAGA - A REAL LIFE "THIS IS FINE" MEME 📱🔥 So, you thought the iPhone 17 would be the gold standard in premium devices? Well, buckle up Buttercup, because we’ve entered the world of the fabled “SCRATCHGATE”! 😱🤡 According to our *totally legit* sources (aka the internet), Apple just dropped a hot take claiming that the scratches on new iPhone 17 models are from the *display stands* being dirtier than your roommate's dishes after a month 🍽💩. So no, their phones aren’t made of butter – THAT would be a flex. 🧈💪 "Honestly, bro," says a *leaked* Apple dev, "I thought we were just testing the phones' durability while they take a bath with a side of disgrace." 🚿💀 Drake's face when he hears people trading in their iPhones for fish tanks to avoid "butter slip" incidents: 👎🤭 And guess what?! In a meeting somewhere in Cupertino, someone probably said: "Why fix the stands when we can gaslight the customers into thinking they just need to clean more?!" 💵💀 🔥🔥 Prediction time: In 5 years, Apple will introduce a new iPhone feature where "scratches are free!" As in, they become a watermark for authenticity! 🚀🤑💥 Share this and let the meme chaos reign! #ScratchGate2023 #AppleIsSussy 🍎💥