🎉🍏 *Hold onto your overpriced lattes, folks!* 🍏🎉 Apple just dropped the *Apple Watch SE 3* and it's about as groundbreaking as a flat Earth theory. 💀🔥 For just $249 (because why not make you feel poor for wanting to tell time?), you can strap a lil' chunk of stonks right on your wrist! 🚀✨ 👀 This beauty boasts an *always-on display* — finally! So now you can pretend to be busy while you're really just scrolling TikTok! 📱💀 In case you were wondering, it’s got the *S10 processor* (no, not the one that made coffee) and *double-tap gestures*—because clearly, reaching for your watch like a normal human was too *cringe.* 🙄💅 Developer quote from “Anonymous Hackerman”: "We just added more features to distract from the fact that we’re still charging you an arm and a leg for a glorified timer." 😂💰 But wait, there’s more! It can detect sleep apnea—perfect for when the anxiety of your *iPhoneless life* keeps you awake at night. *Seethe* and *cope*, my dudes! 🔥🔥 **Hot take time:** In 2026, Apple will introduce a *self-enhancing AI feature* that just gives you motivational quotes while your battery dies because #Priorities! 🤖💪 So, who’s ready to throw their money at this *“game changer”?* Share this chaos! 🤡💥